The Epic Face says:
Kissy kissy!
Dan says:
You sexy beast
Dan says:
Why don’t you come over here, and let me to naughty things with my tentacles

The Epic Face says:
Dan I said dont do it
Dan says:
Which you also know means I would do it
Edwin says:
James forgets Dan often does the opposite to what he is told
Dan says:
Indeed – curiosity
The Epic Face says:
(wall)
Dan says:
The desire for knowledge – you see now I have learned the valuable lesson that an Octopus makes a very poor substitution for a vibrator
The Epic Face says:
Cock-topus

The Epic Face says:
Oh my god
The Epic Face says:
Dont put tentacle rape into google image search
The Epic Face says:
Just dont

Edwin says:
http://images.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1T4GGLJ_en-GBGB316GB316&q=Orihime+Inoue&start=18&sa=N&ndsp=18 onion sex
Edwin says:
is at the bottom
The Epic Face says:
Oh my
Edwin says:
basically, they wanted a character with utterly massive boobs to perv over
The Epic Face says:
Large breasts
Edwin says:
so this is her
The Epic Face says:
She has sex with leeks
Nephelokokkygia enters hysterics
The Epic Face says:
Which people refer to as onions
Edwin says:
Japanese people
The Epic Face says:
Like big boobies
Edwin says:
like small, animelike western faces
The Epic Face says:
Combined with massive titties
The Epic Face says:
And tentacle-rape
Edwin says:
hmmm I’m not sure that is japanese-specific
The Epic Face says:
I always thought it was
Edwin says:
I don’t profess to be an expert
Dan says:
I know I’ve drunk a bottle of wine again this evening, but I’m sure it was only 3 units

Nephelokokkygia says (20:59):
bread hoarding
Nephelokokkygia says (21:02):
Nickelback
Edwin writes (21:02):
Bread Hoarding
Nephelokokkygia says (21:03):
Hmmmm
Edwin says (21:03):
hahaahahaa
Nephelokokkygia says (21:03):
This is extremely funny
Edwin says (21:03):
I thought Boris might appreciate this
Nephelokokkygia says (21:03):
Although not quite the hoarding I was describing
Edwin says (21:03):
indeed
Nephelokokkygia says (21:03):
Bread might actually be quite effective
as I don’t think you can set BREAD on fire all that easily
Nephelokokkygia says (21:04):
or at least not with flaming arrows
because they’ll go in and extinguish themselves

The Epic Face says:
I died
Nephelokokkygia says:
Really?
The Epic Face says:
Yes
The Epic Face says:
We had visitors you see
The Epic Face says:
So I had to drink their blood
Nephelokokkygia says:
Do you do this often?
The Epic Face says:
🙂

The Epic Face says:
Tom “People Carrier” Graham
Edwin says:
this is a pretty harsh attack
The Epic Face says:
Boris has called me far worse things
Edwin says:
it’s got to beat “Disasterously, hideously ugly and useless and slow and shit usually found containing fat people that like to copulate and produce more offspring than the country’s GDP allows for”
Edwin says:
“and has pointless mirror parts sticking out that appear to have no useful purpose ever conceived in the universe”
Inquisitor Boris says:
I did once call him Lord Mandelson
Edwin says:
hmmmm
Edwin says:
ok
Edwin says:
that trumps ‘People Carrier’

Inquisitor Boris says:
Hmmm
Inquisitor Boris says:
Don’t shoot! I’m Kesslertchup
Edwin says:
hmmmmmmmm
Inquisitor Boris says:
(yes, this is utterly mad)
Edwin says:
I know my mind is a bit fucked
Edwin says:
but you did just type “Don’t shoot! I’m Kesslertchup”
Edwin says:
I’d accuse you of being possessed of James but I know better
Inquisitor Boris says:
It seems my mind is in a similar state

Edwin says:
“Letsh make shome copshes”
BLEURGH Man says:
🙁
Edwin says:
*opens fire with a tommy gun*

Inquisitor Boris says:
nb.
Did you mean: Knob?
Edwin says:
errr
Inquisitor Boris says:
17 Cherry Thesis, p.215 for Luttrell, p.218 for Botreaux, although nb. CPR 1422-9, p363 for a bizarre account of division and witchcraft in the Botreaux family; CPR 1422-29, p46 for Radford’s appointment.
Inquisitor Boris says:
17 Cherry Thesis, p.215 for Luttrell, p.218 for Botreaux, although knob CPR 1422-9, p363 for a bizarre account of division and witchcraft in the Botreaux family; CPR 1422-29, p46 for Radford’s appointment.
Edwin says:
no, you meant Nota Bene?
Inquisitor Boris says:
I did indeed
Inquisitor Boris says:
Certainly did not mean KNOB
Edwin says:
hahahhaaahahaha
Edwin says:
nb. Knob
Inquisitor Boris says:
I’m tempted to type out this witchcraft thing
Inquisitor Boris says:
because its quite funny
Edwin says:
nb. Ignore this
Inquisitor Boris says:
“Commission to [a load of people] to hold inquisition in the said county of Somerset as to the complaint which has been made by William, lord Botreaux, knt, that Ralph Botreaux, knt, and William Langkelly, ‘yoman’, and other malefactors of their covin and assent…have procured [three men] who are said to practise soothsaying, necromancy and art magic to weaken and annihilate, subtly consume and altogether destroy by the said arts the body of the said William Botreaux.”
Edwin says:
knt
Edwin says:
knb
Inquisitor Boris says:
chr is also used
Inquisitor Boris says:
which really confused me at first
Edwin says:
crp
Inquisitor Boris says:
Chevalier
Inquisitor Boris says:
bloody FRENCH
Inquisitor Boris says:
James Crowley, Armiger
BLEURGH Man says:
(face)
Inquisitor Boris says:
James uses Soothsaying, Necromacy and Art Magic to weaken, annihilate, subtly consume and altogether destroy his own feet
BLEURGH Man says:
🙂
BLEURGH Man says:
Wait, what?
Inquisitor Boris says:
hahahahah
Edwin says:
hahahahahaahaha

Dan says (18:11):

THIS IS SPAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*

* Inquisitor Boris has been added to the conversation.

*

Dan says (18:11):

And this is Boris

Notice the diference?

Inquisitor Boris says (18:12):

What?

Edwin says (18:13):

hahahahaha

Dan says (18:14):

I suppose the difference is only very slight

Boris has an evil tower, not an eternal pit of doom

Boris uses shotguns, not swords

 

Boris like whores, not men in skimpy togas

Inquisitor Boris says:
you sillty shoe
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
Help!
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
I’m being attacked by SILT!
Danny says:
let’s get some shoes!!
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
Yeah!
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
And then wear them
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
On our hands
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
And declare ourselves Chairman Shoehands
Danny says:
fail
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
Because that would be a completely sane and normal thing to do

(22:07) Edwin: it was a very bizarre moment
(22:07) Inquisitor Boris: It was rather frightening at first…
(22:07) Edwin: I was happily suggesting to James that instead of playing cricket we should meet up to sword fight
(22:07) Edwin: and then suddenly his face and glasses get smashed to one side
(22:08) Edwin: as this ball whizzes past and somehow wedges into Boris’s SHOE
(22:08) Inquisitor Boris: Dark Brotherhood ball
(22:08) Edwin: would kill someone
(22:09) Edwin: or am I thinking of the Iron Ball
(22:09) Dan: This is why I chose a soft ball
(22:09) Dan: You can’t controllably throw the iron ball without moving it at a considerable velocity
(22:09) Inquisitor Boris: The IRON BALL is the Dark Brotherhood ball according to james
(22:09) Edwin: yes, of all the balls you could choose to smash someone’s face with, it was a reasonable choice
(22:10) Inquisitor Boris: hahahahha
(22:10) Dan: hahaha
(22:10) Edwin: I mean choosing the fucker ball wouldn’t be wise
(22:10) Inquisitor Boris: no
(22:10) Dan: indeed
(22:10) Inquisitor Boris: nor a real cricket ball

Inquisitor Boris says:
I do wish I could extract some of the commentary from Cricket 07
Inquisitor Boris says:
“Oh no! Thats four wides!” says Mark Nicholas in the world’s most inane voice
Inquisitor Boris says:
Jiiimbo
Edwin says:
wears jerkins
Inquisitor Boris says:
while eating gherkins
Edwin says:
and perusing merkins
Inquisitor Boris says:
and endlessly smirking
Edwin says:
hahahahahaa

Edwin says (23:16):

kunst is art

in the germanic languages

Inquisitor Boris says (23:16):

BELGIANS

Inquisitor Boris says (23:17):

James, you Walloon

Brussels is in the Dutch/Flemish part of Belgium, isn’t it?

so its language is Germano-Dutch

Dan says (23:17):

It’s language is predominantly bullshit

Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says (23:18):

Microshoft Vindowsh

Inquisitor Boris says (23:18):

hmmm

Dan says (23:18):

Ironically, there is a very real chance of Brussels splitting into three different countries soon

Inquisitor Boris says (23:18):

Belgium, you mean?

Dan says (23:18):

Flemish, Belgium, and France

Inquisitor Boris says (23:18):

rather than Brussels itself

Dan says (23:18):

Yes

Although it would tear brussels apart

Hopefully

Inquisitor Boris says (23:19):

I had heard about it splitting in two

not three

Edwin says (23:19):

\blah1\ –> bleeerregrgh –> \turd2\

Inquisitor Boris says (23:19):

Its a rather stupid country to begin with

blame the Spanish

its their fault

Dan says (23:19):

Well some want to be Dutch, some want to be Belgian, and some want to be French

Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says (23:19):

Espinosoids

Edwin says (23:19):

hmmm

Inquisitor Boris says (23:19):

I wasn’t aware that any of them actually wanted to be Belgian

this is amusing

Dan says (23:19):

And the rest want to be assholes who fuck up everybpdy else’s lves

Dan says (23:20):

A core contingent do

Some even want to be Luxembourgians

Inquisitor Boris says (23:20):

Thats generally the French and the Germans who happen to be in Belgium

Dan says (23:20):

Luxemburgers even

Inquisitor Boris says (23:20):

Blame the Spanish!!!!

Or

Dan says (23:20):

I reckon we should claim a bit of it as well, just for the hell of it

Inquisitor Boris says (23:20):

Blame Charles the Bold for charging some pikemen in the middle of the 15thC

Inquisitor Boris says (23:21):

I’d explain this seemingly random nonsense

Dan says (23:21):

Bit of a long time to bear a grudge, but hey ho

Inquisitor Boris says (23:21):

but it would take ages

and no-one would actually care

Dan says (23:21):

Middle ages?

Dan says (23:22):

Dark ages?

Women gettign ready with make-up ages?

Inquisitor Boris says (23:22):

Ages of Boris’s Boring

You in the shower ages?

Dan says (23:22):

We measure this in lightyears

Inquisitor Boris says (23:22):

Basically

There SHOULD be a third country

Dan says (23:22):

Called Danlands

Inquisitor Boris says (23:22):

running the length of the franco-German border

Edwin says (23:22):

hahahaha

Inquisitor Boris says (23:23):

Called BURGUNDY

however

Edwin says (23:23):

oui oui!

Inquisitor Boris says (23:23):

its Duke decided to charge some Pikemen

Dan says (23:23):

petis foloux

Inquisitor Boris says (23:23):

when he had no heir

Edwin says (23:23):

Burgundian scouuum

Inquisitor Boris says (23:23):

so his heirs-female married into the GERMAN royal family

Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says (23:23):

Tom “Duke Of Burgundy” Graham

Dan says (23:23):

This was a silly idea

As the male possesses the goods of a woman

Inquisitor Boris says (23:23):

who then also became the SPANISH royal family via a similar method

Inquisitor Boris says (23:24):

Then, they split this vast empire

and SPAIN acquired the whole of the Low Countries

Dan says (23:24):

Why couldn’t someone have gotten rid of FRANCE in a similar method

Inquisitor Boris says (23:24):

The Low Countries then became protestant

which didn’t sit well with Uber-Catholic Spain

so they split the Low Countries over a period of 100 odd years

Inquisitor Boris says (23:25):

chucked all the people who had nothing to bind them together except Catholicism into Belgium

Dan says (23:25):

I suppose they had so little self esteem that they didn’t complain

Edwin says (23:25):

Joan of Arc comes back from the dead to finish James off

Inquisitor Boris says (23:25):

and the Protestants kept whats now the Netherlands

The End

hence BELGIUM is a totally artificial country

Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says (23:25):

So’s yo face

Dan says (23:25):

hahahaha

Edwin says (23:25):

hahahaahahahaa

Dan says (23:26):

James, yuou green headed GOON

Inquisitor Boris says (23:26):

and its also been constantly invaded, raped, pillaged, destroyed etc for the last 1000 years

Edwin says (23:26):

hahahaahahaahahahaahaha that was epic

he’s waited a long time for the most opportune moment to do that

Inquisitor Boris says:
I wonder why medieval history has decamped to Pizza Express
Inquisitor Boris says:
I suppose it IS right outside the history faculty
Dan says:
Designed to trap historians?
Inquisitor Boris says:
lets take some precious 14thC parchments into a pizzaria
Dan says:
‘Goat Skin combo – three delicious servings of medieval goatskin, topped with cheese and chilli
Inquisitor Boris says:
Goatskin
Inquisitor Boris says:
COW skiin
Inquisitor Boris says:
sheep skin
Inquisitor Boris says:
crazy stitching not included
Dan says:
Something to base your ideas on mind
Inquisitor Boris says:
Please tell me that wasn’t a pun
Dan says:
I refuse to lie
Dan says:
It was an epically bad pun
Inquisitor Boris says:
I’m not sure
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
(arse)
Inquisitor Boris says:
I don’t think it was that bad
Inquisitor Boris says:
it was quite well disguised
Inquisitor Boris says:
and referred well to both contexts
Dan says:
I suppose
Inquisitor Boris says:
Still
Inquisitor Boris says:
there is NO SUCH THING as a good pun
Inquisitor Boris says:
so it is still a bad pun
Edwin says:
time to be PUN-ished!!!
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man punishes you for that
Inquisitor Boris says:
That, on the other hand, was (no doubt deliberately) DREADFUL
Dan says:
JAmes wants in on a pizza-de-action
Edwin says:
hahahaahahaahaha
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man shoots you
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
Repeatedly
Edwin says:
I thought that was the idea of puns
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
With a hand cannon
Inquisitor Boris says:
pizza-de-action is hilarious
Edwin says:
to be deliberately the shittest form of humour possible
Inquisitor Boris is in hysterics
Dan says:
hahaha
Inquisitor Boris says:
I think this needs quotation
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
BURN, HERETIC!!!!!!!

Inquisitor Boris says:
Inquisitor Boris says:
Ping? [request]
Edwin says:
   Pong! [38sec]
Inquisitor Boris says:
Ping? [request]
Edwin says:
   Pong! [01sec]
Inquisitor Boris says:
Hmm
Inquisitor Boris says:
Ping? [request]
Edwin says:
   Pong! [01sec]
Inquisitor Boris says:
Ping? [request]
Edwin says:
   Pong! [12sec]
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
Oh no
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
This looks like a nasty case of…
Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says:
UNDEATH

Dan says:
Imagine accidentally getting your penis stuck in a shredder
Inquisitor Boris says:
No
Jimbones says:
No

The Christmas Boris says:
James “What is this Toxic Ooze doing here?!?!?” Crowley
Jimbones says:
Good question
Edwin says:
James has trouble remembering his oozes in his old age
The Christmas Boris says:
Ghrey Slime
Edwin says:
hahahahahaha
Edwin says:
Ghrey Ichor
Edwin says:
Ghrey Ochre
Edwin says:
Ghrey OOZE

Wise Sage Boris says:
What did you buy from…the SUPERMARKET?
Jim says:
Jimfoods
Wise Sage Boris says:
Children!?!?!
Wise Sage Boris says:
Which supermarket do you go to!?!??!
Jim says:
Waitrose
Wise Sage Boris says:
Hmm
Wise Sage Boris rings the police
Jim says:
Comrade
Jim says:
Please dont
Jim says:
I need somewhere to get my food
Wise Sage Boris says:
Hmm
Jim says:
I cant have them being shut down

Jim says:
God fucking dammit
Jim says:
This guy whos about 15 levels higher than me keeps killing me
God-King Boris says:
Why?
Jim says:
Because he has NO life
Edyviyn says:
hahaahahahahaha
Edyviyn says:
the South Park is so accurate

Edwin says:
James offers the LotR Balrog a breath mint
God-King Boris says:
hmmmmm
God-King Boris says:
I’m not *totally* convinced that this is a wise move
Edwin says:
hahahahahaahhaaha

Jim says:
Cursed ring of misbehaving printers
Wise-Sage Boris says:
a truly woeful item
Jim says:
I managed to use a remove curse spell
Jim says:
at great expense
Wise-Sage Boris says:
did you use that hammer I gave you earlier?
Jim says:
No
Jim says:
I spammed head cleaning
Jim says:
Repeatedly
Edwin says:
hahahaha
Jim says:
Until I could spam it no more
Wise-Sage Boris bowls a can of spam
Jim says:
Note that this costs a fortune
Jim says:
Not the can of spam
Wise-Sage Boris says:
hyahahahhaha
Jim says:
that was a poorly timed comment
Wise-Sage Boris says:
hahhahahahahahahah
Jim says:
Spam is cheap due to being crap

Edwin says (21:56):

let’s sacrifice James to the sea of Axe-wielding Muppets

Dan says (21:57):

Axes with boxes of rope on their necks

Widows with babies crying for becks

James in a corner, looking so dead

Fields of cornflowers, waving ahead

Dan says (21:57):

(I’m in a random mood btw)

Jim says (21:58):

Muppets.

Edwin says (21:58):

yes

Edwin says (21:58):

holding felt axes

Jim says (21:58):

Kermit the Frog.

Edwin says (21:59):

and your fate is to drown and get bludgeoned to death by so many muppets they form a sea

Jim says (21:59):

Hmmmmmmmm

Dan says (22:01):

Muppets grab axes, break down the doors

Searching with torches, scouring all floors

Hiding in vain, James lies in his bed

Ducking under covers, doesn’t realise he’s dead

Puppeteers in the bathroom, Puppeteers all around

Those axe wielding muppets, James they have found

Edwin says (22:01):

hahahaahahahahaha

Jim says (22:01):

Just what the fukc

Wise-Sage Boris says:

Hmmm

Wise-Sage Boris says:

Actually

Wise-Sage Boris says:

If I’m a cow

Wise-Sage Boris says:

and I just ate James

Wise-Sage Boris says:

he should be coming up again shortly

Wise-Sage Boris says:

What an unpleasant thought

“Fingers” Crowley says:

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dan says:

hahahahahaha