Edwin says (23:16):

kunst is art

in the germanic languages

Inquisitor Boris says (23:16):

BELGIANS

Inquisitor Boris says (23:17):

James, you Walloon

Brussels is in the Dutch/Flemish part of Belgium, isn’t it?

so its language is Germano-Dutch

Dan says (23:17):

It’s language is predominantly bullshit

Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says (23:18):

Microshoft Vindowsh

Inquisitor Boris says (23:18):

hmmm

Dan says (23:18):

Ironically, there is a very real chance of Brussels splitting into three different countries soon

Inquisitor Boris says (23:18):

Belgium, you mean?

Dan says (23:18):

Flemish, Belgium, and France

Inquisitor Boris says (23:18):

rather than Brussels itself

Dan says (23:18):

Yes

Although it would tear brussels apart

Hopefully

Inquisitor Boris says (23:19):

I had heard about it splitting in two

not three

Edwin says (23:19):

\blah1\ –> bleeerregrgh –> \turd2\

Inquisitor Boris says (23:19):

Its a rather stupid country to begin with

blame the Spanish

its their fault

Dan says (23:19):

Well some want to be Dutch, some want to be Belgian, and some want to be French

Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says (23:19):

Espinosoids

Edwin says (23:19):

hmmm

Inquisitor Boris says (23:19):

I wasn’t aware that any of them actually wanted to be Belgian

this is amusing

Dan says (23:19):

And the rest want to be assholes who fuck up everybpdy else’s lves

Dan says (23:20):

A core contingent do

Some even want to be Luxembourgians

Inquisitor Boris says (23:20):

Thats generally the French and the Germans who happen to be in Belgium

Dan says (23:20):

Luxemburgers even

Inquisitor Boris says (23:20):

Blame the Spanish!!!!

Or

Dan says (23:20):

I reckon we should claim a bit of it as well, just for the hell of it

Inquisitor Boris says (23:20):

Blame Charles the Bold for charging some pikemen in the middle of the 15thC

Inquisitor Boris says (23:21):

I’d explain this seemingly random nonsense

Dan says (23:21):

Bit of a long time to bear a grudge, but hey ho

Inquisitor Boris says (23:21):

but it would take ages

and no-one would actually care

Dan says (23:21):

Middle ages?

Dan says (23:22):

Dark ages?

Women gettign ready with make-up ages?

Inquisitor Boris says (23:22):

Ages of Boris’s Boring

You in the shower ages?

Dan says (23:22):

We measure this in lightyears

Inquisitor Boris says (23:22):

Basically

There SHOULD be a third country

Dan says (23:22):

Called Danlands

Inquisitor Boris says (23:22):

running the length of the franco-German border

Edwin says (23:22):

hahahaha

Inquisitor Boris says (23:23):

Called BURGUNDY

however

Edwin says (23:23):

oui oui!

Inquisitor Boris says (23:23):

its Duke decided to charge some Pikemen

Dan says (23:23):

petis foloux

Inquisitor Boris says (23:23):

when he had no heir

Edwin says (23:23):

Burgundian scouuum

Inquisitor Boris says (23:23):

so his heirs-female married into the GERMAN royal family

Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says (23:23):

Tom “Duke Of Burgundy” Graham

Dan says (23:23):

This was a silly idea

As the male possesses the goods of a woman

Inquisitor Boris says (23:23):

who then also became the SPANISH royal family via a similar method

Inquisitor Boris says (23:24):

Then, they split this vast empire

and SPAIN acquired the whole of the Low Countries

Dan says (23:24):

Why couldn’t someone have gotten rid of FRANCE in a similar method

Inquisitor Boris says (23:24):

The Low Countries then became protestant

which didn’t sit well with Uber-Catholic Spain

so they split the Low Countries over a period of 100 odd years

Inquisitor Boris says (23:25):

chucked all the people who had nothing to bind them together except Catholicism into Belgium

Dan says (23:25):

I suppose they had so little self esteem that they didn’t complain

Edwin says (23:25):

Joan of Arc comes back from the dead to finish James off

Inquisitor Boris says (23:25):

and the Protestants kept whats now the Netherlands

The End

hence BELGIUM is a totally artificial country

Oblivion Character: Corpse Man says (23:25):

So’s yo face

Dan says (23:25):

hahahaha

Edwin says (23:25):

hahahaahahahaa

Dan says (23:26):

James, yuou green headed GOON

Inquisitor Boris says (23:26):

and its also been constantly invaded, raped, pillaged, destroyed etc for the last 1000 years

Edwin says (23:26):

hahahaahahaahahahaahaha that was epic

he’s waited a long time for the most opportune moment to do that

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