“It’s totally understandable that scissors can beat paper, and that rock can beat scissors. However, how the fuck can paper beat rock? It can’t! Is the paper meant to somehow magically ‘wrap around’ the rock hence rendering it immobile? If paper can do this to rock why cant it do it to scissors?! In fact ignore the scissors why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t there sheets of paper wrapping themselves around defenceless students while they attempt to scribble down notes on legal philosophy? Do you know why? Because paper can’t beat ANYTHING! A rock could destroy paper in about 2 seconds.
A wise man once said,
“When playing rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Why? Because when some idiot claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already rock shaped fist and say, ‘oh sorry…… i thought your paper would protect you, you twat!’ “

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