Archive for October, 2008

Edwin says (21:56):

let’s sacrifice James to the sea of Axe-wielding Muppets

Dan says (21:57):

Axes with boxes of rope on their necks

Widows with babies crying for becks

James in a corner, looking so dead

Fields of cornflowers, waving ahead

Dan says (21:57):

(I’m in a random mood btw)

Jim says (21:58):

Muppets.

Edwin says (21:58):

yes

Edwin says (21:58):

holding felt axes

Jim says (21:58):

Kermit the Frog.

Edwin says (21:59):

and your fate is to drown and get bludgeoned to death by so many muppets they form a sea

Jim says (21:59):

Hmmmmmmmm

Dan says (22:01):

Muppets grab axes, break down the doors

Searching with torches, scouring all floors

Hiding in vain, James lies in his bed

Ducking under covers, doesn’t realise he’s dead

Puppeteers in the bathroom, Puppeteers all around

Those axe wielding muppets, James they have found

Edwin says (22:01):

hahahaahahahahaha

Jim says (22:01):

Just what the fukc

Wise-Sage Boris says:

Hmmm

Wise-Sage Boris says:

Actually

Wise-Sage Boris says:

If I’m a cow

Wise-Sage Boris says:

and I just ate James

Wise-Sage Boris says:

he should be coming up again shortly

Wise-Sage Boris says:

What an unpleasant thought

“Fingers” Crowley says:

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dan says:

hahahahahaha

“Fingers” Crowley says (15:35):

HI I’M  BARRY SCOTT   AND THIS IS  CILLIT BANG! 

Dan says (15:35):

Cillit Bang Coffin Cleaner

“Fingers” Crowley says (15:35):

 BANG! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!

Dan says (15:36):

Hmmm

Dan says (15:36):

Reusable coffins

Wise-Sage Boris says (15:36):

(I think we need some men in white coats)

Edwin says (22:20):

what is it with all the deady-bobos

Edwin says (22:23):

I mean occassionally like once or twice a week my router totally randomly kills me

Edwin says (22:23):

but Boris has been on and off like a whore’s underwear

Edwin says (22:23):

and James has pulled his classic dead