Archive for August, 2008

Inquisitor Boris says:
James is given the job of creating the 3d graphics for star wars. James misreads the script and creates the DeathShoe
Inquisitor Boris says:
James is fired

Lauren says:
yep
Lauren says:
msn is being a MASSIVE GAY

Jimbones is searching for:
Indonesian Stink Badger

Jimbones says:
Dan is asking me to perform the impossible
God says:
What – fishing?

Jimbones says:
The Vice president of Botswana in a Gyrocopter

Edwin says:
Boon trips up and accidentally falls through the earth’s crust.

God says:
brb – I’m going to measure my beard

Inquisitor Boris says (20:20):
James loses anti-aliasing
Edwin says (20:20):
James isn’t scaleable because he isn’t a vector

Edwin says (22:31):
James attempts to suck Volde<an>mort to death
Inquisitor Boris says (22:31):
I’m not sure Voldanmort will be happy to hear that
Edwin says (22:32):
next he tries to GREY him to death
Edwin says (22:32):
“No!! The grey is too much”
Inquisitor Boris says (22:32):
Agent Smith tactic…
God says (22:32):
I shall be ready for him!
Inquisitor Boris says (22:33):
when he tries to suck you to death?
God says (22:34):
Eugh
God says (22:34):
AWFUL mental image
Inquisitor Boris says (22:34):
ah dear
God says (22:34):
sucky sucky sucky
Inquisitor Boris says (22:34):
Hmmm
Inquisitor Boris says (22:34):
I don’t think saying SUCKY SUCKY SUCKY is going to improve your mental image
God says (22:36):
No, that WAS the mental image
Inquisitor Boris washes Dan’s brain out with soap
Inquisitor Boris says (22:37):
Oh dear
Inquisitor Boris says (22:37):
it appears that Dan’s brain has had an adverse reaction
Edwin says (22:38):
dangerous chemical reactions

Cernd says:
Bones! and possibly Toxics as well, but we’ll have to see about that
Dan says:
What?
Cernd says:
I’ll get back to you on that

Dan says:
Amonia
Inquisitor Boris says:
Wow
Edwin says:
it was disgusting
Inquisitor Boris says:
what a Dan spelling
Dan says:
oh no
Dan says:
what now?
Inquisitor Boris says:
Its only one letter off
Inquisitor Boris says:
but it looks stupi

James says:
Balls tend to live in ballsacks

James says:
YOU FAIL
Dan says:
Fine, I shall now remove all chairs from your house so that I may not fail again
James says:
Because of this you FAIL
Dan says:
haha, only until yo next want to sit down
James says:
Dan fails.

Inquisitor Boris says:
You’d look like a wrapper for a child’s biscuit

Inquisitor Boris says:
um
Inquisitor Boris says:
may I point out that I own no pink ties?
Dan says:
You need to buy some then
James says:
Christs sake man
Inquisitor Boris says:
I also never intend to buy any
Edwin says:
hahaahahahahaha
Inquisitor Boris says:
nor do I intend to marry James
James says:
Get a hold of yourself!
Dan says:
hahaha
Inquisitor Boris says:
nor do I intend to marry mooney

Edwin says:
would you buy some air freshener just because it had an advert where some kid does a loud comedy fart and everyone starts gagging until the mum uses this freshener and everyone goes ‘ahhh’
Lauren – got internet for 2 weeks says:
lol yes
Lauren – got internet for 2 weeks says:
just because the kid farts in the advert

James says:
Its Chris de BLEURGH!
Inquisitor Boris says:
erm..
Inquisitor Boris says:
that is annoyingly funny
Inquisitor Boris says:
but I don’t want to laugh due to its stupidity

(21:14) Dan: I am impressed, I can put my beard in my mouth

Dan says:
Yes, James constantly has Mooney hand up his arse
James says:
Noooooooooooo
Dan says:
Ok Ok, Boris’s then…
James says:
Well, thats preferable, but only slightly

James says:
The corpse jumps out of the box suddenly and surprises you.
James says:
BOING!
Lauren says:
argh
Lauren says:
oh its a corpse
James says:
Yes
James says:
This is the correct reaction

(23:28) James: I wonder if there are many people who want to suck me off
(23:28) James: I should do a survey

Inquisitor Boris says:
I have made a potentially incredible discovery
James says:
You are moist?

James says:
Is Boris moist?

Inquisitor Boris says:
So you died 500 years ago due to drinking SCREENWASH and then preserved yourself in salt
Inquisitor Boris says:
well done comrade

James says:
God-King Boris says:
if you can hide your balls up your arse, you must die
God says:
ok, I can’t
God-King Boris says:
WHY would you want to?!??!
God-King Boris says:
it would hurt like feck
God says:
yes
God says:
You should have told me this before I just tried it
James says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
James says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
James says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
God-King Boris says:
Dan – never ever attempt to do stupid things with your balls
God-King Boris says:
it will hurt
James DIES laughing
God says:
It’s worse than bloody well sitting on them
God says:
jeez, I do some stupid things
God says:
WHY did I just do that