Archive for August, 2008

Inquisitor Boris says (19:16):
Angus is doing a barbeque…in the garage
Sleg the Putrid Ogre says (19:17):
Barbeques
Inquisitor Boris says (19:17):
Sleg
Inquisitor Boris says (19:17):
Barbequed Sleg
Sleg the Putrid Ogre says (19:18):
Oh no!
Sleg the Putrid Ogre says (19:18):
Dont eat SLEG!
Sleg the Putrid Ogre says (19:18):
You will be sick
Inquisitor Boris says (19:18):
Sleg the Ogre tries eating his own turds
Sleg the Putrid Ogre says (19:18):
Sleg the Ogre is foolish

A Message from Sir Max Mosely:
People of Britain, today I have won a great victory for your freedoms. Thanks to me, you may all exercise your inalienable right to be whipped in the privacy of your own homes by highly trained prostitutes speaking German.

Jim says (23:28):
LOL IM SHOOTIN U WIF MY GUN
Inquisitor Boris says (23:28):
erm
Edwin says (23:28):
are you quite ok there, James?
Jim says (23:28):
hahahahahahhaa
Jim says (23:28):
hahahahahhahahahaha

Inquisitor Boris says (20:40):
Hello!
Inquisitor Boris says (20:40):
I am an ARSECHAIR!
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* Inquisitor Boris has left the conversation.
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Jim says (20:40):
You ARSECHAIR!
Edwin says (20:40):
you arsechair!

Inquisitor Boris says (22:49):
ahahhahahahahahaha
Inquisitor Boris says (22:49):
the hell!>!>!>
Inquisitor Boris says (22:49):
Why did he stand on an OCTOPUS?
Inquisitor Boris says (22:50):
and what did it try to do to him?
Edwin says (22:50):
well he was just in the water at the same time as this octopus, it was purely by accident
Jim says (22:50):
Boris breeds an army Vampyroteuthis to conquer the deep
Edwin says (22:50):
but explaining this to the octopus was difficult
Jim says (22:50):
the word OF is missing
Inquisitor Boris says (22:50):
attacked by an octopus
Inquisitor Boris says (22:50):
how amusing
Inquisitor Boris says (22:51):
we’ll be onto WEAVER FISH next
Edwin says (22:51):
it just wrapped itself around his foot and squirted ink or something similar
Dan says (22:51):
I’m reading this and I’m starting to wonder if my mum put some kind of heady haluconagen in my rice pudding earlier
Jim says (22:51):
Ink squirt
Inquisitor Boris says (22:51):
“HELP! THERE IS AN OCTOPUS STUCK TO MY FOOT!”
Dan says (22:51):
Jim says:
the word OF is missing
Edwin says:
but explaining this to the octopus was difficult
Inquisitor Boris says (22:51):
Dan is attacked by a swarm of Weaver Fish!”
Jim says (22:51):
hahahah

Inquisitor Boris says:
Blasekase
Edwin says:
BLADDER CHEESE
Edwin says:
what a ridiculous substance that would be

Inquisitor Boris says (23:10):
Skeleton is an EXTEMELY bad villain
Inquisitor Boris says (23:10):
Skeletor
Jim says (23:10):
He looks the same as He-man
Jim says (23:10):
except he is randomly blue and has a skull for a face

Inquisitor Boris says:
Georg
Jim says:
Dude, I am so stoned right now.

Edwin says (22:31):
I believe the pharoahs chins were really GIN CHINS, that is the chin was filled with gin and could be quickly unscrewed to take a swig when nobody was looking
Jim says (22:31):
Indeed
Jim says (22:31):
(what?)
Edwin says (22:31):
My basis for the GIN CHIN theory is that GIN rhymes with CHIN.
Edwin says (22:32):
and why else would you wear such a ridiculous false chin?
Jim says (22:33):
To cover up some hideous disfigurement of your real chin

Inquisitor Boris says (23:05):
the legend of Prester John is rather strange
Dan says (23:05):
I have an email in my spam folder titled “where do homosexuals get all their energy from”
Jim says (23:06):
The Legend of Harry Potter and the Tumcumbuggernuts

Dan says (22:36):
Balls, I’ve just booked a flight by accident

Jim says:
SEXYTIME
Jim says:
COCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Jim says (20:14):
Baet does not necessarily mean sexytime
Dan says (20:14):
hahahaha
Jim says (20:14):
However Baet is welcome to his own sexytime if he wishes

Jim says:
Gothic Bints
Jim says:
Like Harry Potter

Wise Sage Boris casts SUMMON FOOD
Jimbones says:
Hello!
Jimbones says:
Someone summoned me?
Wise Sage Boris says:
Erm
Wise Sage Boris says:
you aren’t food
Jimbones says:
Indeed
Jimbones says:
Perhaps you messed up your summoning spell

The Christmas Boris says (21:36):
James marries Draco malfoy
Jimbones says (21:36):
No
Jimbones says (21:36):
James does NOT
Jimbones says (21:37):
Lets go to NaboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
The Christmas Boris says (21:37):
for your marriage to Mr Malfoy?
Jimbones says (21:37):
No
Jimbones says (21:37):
I am not going to marry Draco Malfoy
Jimbones says (21:37):
Werent you listening?
The Christmas Boris says (21:37):
Are you sure?
Jimbones says (21:38):
Silence, vilest of vile cretins

Edwin says (21:58):
Final Fantasy Three Hundred and Eighty Four Billion, Six Hundred and Twenty Two Million, Sixty Five Thousand, One Hundred and Seventy Four.
Jimbones says (21:58):
There are only 12 of them

God says (21:35):
“Jimbones: Lets find someone appropriate to have INSANE sex with! “

Jimbones says:
Inquisitor Boris
Jimbones says:
Was a man
Jimbones says:
Or maybe he was a dragon-man
Jimbones says:
But he was probably just a Dragon
Jimbones says:
But he was still INQUISITOR BORISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Jimbones says:
Burninating the countryside
Jimbones says:
Burninating all the peasants
Jimbones says:
And their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!
The Christmas Boris says:
YOU are FUCKING NUTS!
The Christmas Boris says:
DIE!

Jimbones says (18:55):
True, but I am neither normal nor a person
Merry Christmas to All says (18:56):
Hmmm, can that be quoted too please?

Jimbones says (18:50):
Washing machines are not sexy.

Merry Christmas to All says:
I can write “Fuck of Germany” on his forehead in that case
Jimbones says:
Fuck of
Merry Christmas to All says:
of, with two effs
Jimbones says:
This fuck is the property of Germany
Jimbones says:
if found please return

Jimbones says:
Dan, you sent me a video of a woman having sex with a DOG
Jimbones says:
You disgust me

Jimbones says (23:52):
Let’s play the MATHS SONG.
Edwin says (23:52):
I have a better suggestion
Edwin says (23:52):
Let’s not play the maths song
Jimbones says (23:52):
Good idea
Jimbones says (23:52):
Its shit

Wise Sage Boris says (13:51):
yes…
Jimbones says (13:52):
Father Christmas Isnt here, chaps
Edwin says (13:52):
He is off galavanting with James’s sanity
Jimbones says (13:52):
Booooooooooobobobobooboboboboboobobobo bobitty bobo.
Edwin says (13:52):
exactly
Jimbones says (13:52):
Bibbity Bobbity Bobo