Archive for the ‘Quote’ Category

SRJM: so what is all this vault business?
Jimface: I dont really follow the story
Jimface: I just want to kill midgets

M3TXL: Paul and Barry Chuckle join the nine
M3TXL: (What is Lord Nasher thinking!?!?)
Jimface: Lord Nasher is deranged
M3TXL: He has Fenthick executed
M3TXL: and appoints the Chuckle Brothers
Jimface: Desther Vs the Chuckle Brothers
Jimface: This is a mistake, Fenthick! We know nothing about this terrible comedy double act!

James says:
*The masked attackers are pretty shit too
James says:
*and they don’t wear masks, they wear pot helmets

Dan says:
*James was caught trying to steal a larger than life plush bagpuss from a children’s toy shop in London
Wise Sage Boris says:
*Hmm
Wise Sage Boris says:
*Bagpuss
Wise Sage Boris says:
*James accidentally ossifies
James says:
*Bagpussy
Wise Sage Boris says:
*Fail
Wise Sage Boris says:
*EPIC fail
James says:
*hahahahahahaha
Wise Sage Boris says:
*keep your failure to yourself

Wise Sage Boris says:
*GO COMPARE!!!
Wise Sage Boris says:
*GO COMPARE!!!!
Wise Sage Boris says:
*DON’T BE HAD! DON’T BE MAD! GO COMPARE!!!!
James says:
*Fuck off, you fat prick!

Edwin says:
it’s the old media trick of ‘let’s find someone with a ridiculous, lampoonable or frenzy stirring view and wheel them out and report it’
Edwin says:
‘Let’s ask this SPONGE what it thinks! – Oh really, you don’t have anything to say on the election – clear evidence that politics is still failing to inspire all sections of society!!!’

Wise Sage Boris says (22:24):

*I just answered the intercom to my mother with an RTCW zombie noise

*it seems this causes her to put the phone down…

*so brb…

Dan says:
*Bollocks
Dan says:
*I just appear to have punched a hole through my wall
Edwin says:
*you did this by accident?
Dan says:
*I required some alleviation of anger
Dan says:
*Normally my wall does not implode
Edwin says:
*hahaha hmmm

Dan says (20:30):

Or playing with his tits

Jimsc and Shoe says (20:30):

:)

Edwin says (20:30):

no James, wrong reaction

Dan says (20:31):

I was just thinking that

Jimsc and Shoe says (20:31):

:(

Dan says (20:31):

Perhaps James was imagining that he was one of Boris’s tits and that he was being played with

Jimsc and Shoe says (20:31):

(argh)

Dan says (20:31):

hahahaha

*

* Wise-Sage Boris has been added to the conversation.

*

Jimsc and Shoe says (20:32):

Did you enjoy playing with your tits?

Edwin says (20:32):

I think we can now clear this tits thing up

Dan says (20:32):

hahahaha

Wise-Sage Boris says (20:32):

What?

Bonnie has been added to the conversation.
*
Jimsc and Shoe says:
*Pikachu’s vagina
Dan says:
*hahahahaha
Bonnie says:
*WHAT
Jimsc and Shoe says:
*Oh, nothing

Clawed Jimlobster says (23:02):

Boobey

Wise-Sage Boris says (23:02):

James swallows a ball of wire wool

Clawed Jimlobster says (23:02):

:)

Wise-Sage Boris says (23:02):

no, not :)

Clawed Jimlobster says (23:03):

:(

Wise-Sage Boris says (23:03):

maybe some KNIVES

Clawed Jimlobster says (23:03):

:(

Wise-Sage Boris says (23:04):

and a grenade for dessert

Clawed Jimlobster says (23:04):

Hello, my name’s Jim and I’m retarded

Edwin says (23:04):

James swallows the wire wool and knives, and then takes a wander around a scrapyard with one of those electromagnet crane things

Wise-Sage Boris says (23:04):

James goes to Retards Anonymous

Edwin says (23:04):

HAHAHAHA

Clawed Jimlobster says (23:04):

Indeed

Wise-Sage Boris says:
*lets infiltate his house using ENCLAVE EYEBOTS
Edwin says:
*hahahahahhaaha
Edwin says:
*they’re not very subtle are they
Wise-Sage Boris says:
*James fails to notice a two foot diameter floating robot eye
Edwin says:
*given about 40% of them is dedicated to a speaker grill
Wise-Sage Boris says:
*which is broadcasting some terrible pseudo-American propaganda
Edwin says:
*indeed
Wise-Sage Boris says:
*This is going beyond epic fail
Wise-Sage Boris says:
*Enclave Eyebots do not make good infiltators
Wise-Sage Boris says:
*lets use DOGMEAT instead
Edwin says:
*General Grievous
Wise-Sage Boris says:
*is possibly worse than an Eyebot
Edwin says:
*I’m telling you, James will have found a new love in playing http://en.florensia-online.com/
Wise-Sage Boris says:
*Super Mutant Infiltrators
Wise-Sage Boris says:
*can’t see that working somehow
Edwin says:
*wear stupid disguises like comedy moustaches and stuff
Edwin says:
*unfortunately they can’t quite curb the instinct to shoot you with rockets
Wise-Sage Boris says:
*This would be absolutely hilarious

Dan says:
*Anyway, do you own any whips?
Clawed Jimlobster says:
*Well I have a belt, I’m sure we could work something out

Clawed Jimlobster says (19:32):

Chairman GONG

Edwin says (19:34):

Chairman CHAIR

Chairman Seat

Chairman Bench

Chairman Stool

Edwin says (19:35):

Chairman Pew

Clawed Jimlobster says (19:35):

Chairseatbenchmonface

Edwin says (19:35):

Chairman Couch

Chairman Errr

Clawed Jimlobster says (19:36):

Chairman Badger

Edwin says (19:36):

Chairman Armchair

Chairman Wingback

Chairman Swivel-seat

Chairman Throne

Clawed Jimlobster says (19:36):

Chairman Sofa

Clawed Jimlobster says (19:37):

Chairman Deckchair

Edwin says (19:37):

Chairman Rockingchair

Edwin says (19:38):

all of these chairmen sit in their various chairs at the Table of the Order of the Chair and discuss chair-related bollocks

Clawed Jimlobster says (19:39):

Chairmans Ejectorseat and Evacchair attempt a rebellion but are swiftly removed from the room

Edwin says (19:40):

hahahahahahahaha

you have EVACCHAIRS at uni as well?

Clawed Jimlobster says (19:40):

No I just remember you telling me about one

And finding the name amusing

Edwin says (19:40):

I’m incredibly surprised you remember

Clawed Jimlobster says (19:41):

Such a ridiculous name just sticks in my mind

Duck-brained Jim-platypus says:
*In a desperate move, Gordon Brown promotes Darth Bandon to his cabinet

The Legendary Jimfish says:
*http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmos/459979848/
The Legendary Jimfish says:
*Yes, I did find this by putting MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO into google.

(20:35) Nephelokokkygia: Sorry
(20:35) Nephelokokkygia: went to dig an ‘ole
(20:40) Nephelokokkygia: I now smell of soil
(20:53) Edwin: you dug your food out of the ground?
(20:53) Edwin: actually, digging holes late in the evening is usually suspicious
(20:53) Nephelokokkygia: I was burying a corpse
(20:53) Edwin: of what?
(20:53) Nephelokokkygia: my father
(20:53) Edwin: hmmmm
(20:53) Nephelokokkygia: (this is evidently a lie)
(20:54) Nephelokokkygia: A chicken
(20:54) Edwin: hahahahahahah

Dan says:
I must be interesting on that basis because my whole FACE is made out of icecream

Edwin says:
*James invents Salt and Vinegar cigars
Nephelokokkygia says:
*salt and vinegar smoke
Edwin says:
*that’s right, they taste and smell like salt and vinegar!
Edwin says:
*(not available for human consumption)
Edwin says:
*because smoking the chemicals used will most likely kill you
Nephelokokkygia says:
*Mad scientists
Edwin says:
**draws on cigar* “Mmmmm!!” *cough cough* (DIES)

The Epic Face says:
All he said was James “Bumbeads” Crowley
The Epic Face says:
Its just my name

Nephelokokkygia says:
Right
Nephelokokkygia says:
bed
Nephelokokkygia says:
goodnight comrade
The Epic Face says:
Night
The Epic Face says:
Titties.

Nephelokokkygia says:
All you boons are belong to us
Nephelokokkygia says:
Can James resist changing one letter in that ‘sentence’
Edwin says:
ha
The Epic Face says:
We get signal
The Epic Face says:
main screen turn on
The Epic Face says:
its you
The Epic Face says:
How are you gentlemen
The Epic Face says:
all your boon are belong to us
The Epic Face says:
what he say?
The Epic Face says:
you have no chance to survive make your time
The Epic Face says:
hahahahaha
Nephelokokkygia says:
James “Utterly Cracked” Crowley
The Epic Face says:
Yo face
The Epic Face says:
someone set up us the bomb
The Epic Face says:
For great justice
The Epic Face says:
take off every zig
Dan says:
Does he look like a Bitch?
The Epic Face says:
What?
Dan says:
Does he look like a Bitch motherfucker?
The Epic Face says:
What?
Nephelokokkygia is in hysterics
Dan shoots James repeatedly in the shoulder, groin and chest

Edwin says:
James refuses to quaff some Scotch before his presentation
Edwin says:
I think this would be a great idea
Nephelokokkygia says:
I think he should eat lots of food, a mouse and some petrol
Edwin says:
hahahahahaha
Edwin says:
quickly explain the laws of vomit trajectory
Edwin says:
and then demo
Nephelokokkygia says:
“HERE’S MY PRESENTATION!!” **BELEEEEUUGUGHGHGHGHGHGH**

The Epic Face says:
Kissy kissy!
Dan says:
You sexy beast
Dan says:
Why don’t you come over here, and let me to naughty things with my tentacles

The Epic Face says:
Dan I said dont do it
Dan says:
Which you also know means I would do it
Edwin says:
James forgets Dan often does the opposite to what he is told
Dan says:
Indeed – curiosity
The Epic Face says:
(wall)
Dan says:
The desire for knowledge – you see now I have learned the valuable lesson that an Octopus makes a very poor substitution for a vibrator
The Epic Face says:
Cock-topus